Edited by Mark Daul
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It
is three days past Jack Presario’s birthday and no snow on ground with spring
just around corner. Waiting for
winters fury’s to turn into spring, my blood also warmed
up to fishing for Jim. Jim is the name for the biggest fish caught in a friendly
contest among four close friends. The fishing contest ended with summer with
loser’s buying a beer for winner and this excluded Trout and Salmon are. Last
season, Jack Presario caught Jim at night in the Unaware
of the night’s winter storm covering a snow less ground six inches a hour,
Jack began the dream that ended up as Jim. The storm continued to fall, while
Jack’s dream catch that ended up winning the victory named Jim. Jack
morning began sunny and last nights camp fire smoldering smoke rising against
the clear blue sky. Dumping out the coffee that chilled at bottom of cup, Jack
made his way in his cabin filled with the aroma of fresh hot coffee to refill
this empty mug. Walking satisfied toward the cabin porch, Jack sat down to sip
on his coffee and feed some cancer cells by lighting up a cigar and also enjoy
looking out at a mountainous horizon. Memorized
by the horizon, Jack took a drag of his cigar followed by a sip of coffee to
think about Jim. Catching Jim here, you had a better chance winning the lottery
but the chance was still real. We have more fun talking about this big fish than
catching it. Taking another sip of
his coffee, Jack staged the biggest fish the locals ever seen. The catch became
front page news and among the fishing community Jack was the best fishermen ever
to pass through. The word of my coming sparked a yearly parade for the best
fishermen ever to pass through. Grefedy filled the street with the crowd
chanting, JACK, JACK, JACK! His buddy brought Jack back to reality shouting, “Come
on Jack time to catch Jim!” Jack’s
buddy continued to walk his way to the boat carrying his gear. Being brought
back to reality, Jack stood up scaring off several birds pecking the last
night’s crumbs off the ground. Catching
up to his buddy followed by two more friends joining them in the boat, they all
joked about catching Jim. The
four drove half throttle enjoying the view along the river to the waveless
Look’s like Jack is extending the day fishing in the dark, after everyone insisted being dropped off so they can start dinner. Jack drove off into a sunset settling in the mountainous horizon; after he let his friends hop ashore to relax the night away.
Settling
in the mouth of the river with just a can of bug repellent protecting him from
the night’s fury of bugs, Jack casted the shores in the heat of the night
making several cast using a jointer silver and black floating Rapala. He decided
to let the lure float before retrieving into action. Doing this the second try
Jack landed two more fish for dinner. Motoring up to beat the night’s total
darkness and show off this enormous fish he just caught before it reaches the
knife. The boat is lit up like a Christmas tree as Jack bumped the boat four times on the dock because the darn dock was moving causing him to do a sloppy parking job in the boat slat. Finally after settling in, Jack made a mad dash to grab the stringer of fish to show off that big yellow belly Walleye with big meaty cheeks. After all the excitement created over the Walleye, that weighted in at 8.12oz,it went in the fryer to enjoy the fish fry where the #1 fish story truth was told,
THE END “Rule #1-stretch the truth
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